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Old Feb 14, 2006, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #2261
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*pulls up to bar in a big truck*
*wonders where the dummy he left in his place is, and then sees pieces of him on the floor*

*shrugs*

*walks outside and attaches a big tube to the back of the truck*

*cats come streaming out of the tube into the bar*

*cats start to massacre the rats*

*tosses some catnip on dark, paul, and pwned for blowing up his dummy*

*grabs a schmirnoff and walks out onto the veranda and sits in a chair*

*swig*
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Old Feb 14, 2006, 03:57 PM // 15:57   #2262
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*unsuspecting Doc Holliday doesnt realize a laser aim sight is right at his chest*
*zippp*
*the bullet hits Doc dead on, the force hurles him through a window, and right back inside the bar*
*Stranger comes out of hiding, and goes for the schmirnoff wasting away on the ground*
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Old Feb 14, 2006, 04:06 PM // 16:06   #2263
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It can't be too easy to hit rats using a none-rotary weapon on the nose of an A-10... Also, it actually fires 4200 rounds per minute.
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Old Feb 14, 2006, 04:30 PM // 16:30   #2264
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*gets up off the floor of the bar*
*opens his hand and drops the bullet that he caught*
*jumps back through the window with a barstool*

*smacks starsky over the head with the barstool and knocks him unconcious*

*catches schmirnoff before it hits the ground*

*swig*

*hog ties starsky with wire and throws him on the bbq pit and closes the lid*

*sits back in his char and continues drinking*

*swig*

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Old Feb 14, 2006, 06:44 PM // 18:44   #2265
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*gets eaten in various places by undead rats*
*gets shot in the face with a shotgun by Two April Mornings*
*body dances around on the floor as it is pummelled with Paul Mahdi's machine gun bullets*
*gets sucked into the tube as it stops shooting out cats*
*gets shot out again as the machine clogs up and goes into hyper-active mode*
*gets trampled by a stampede of cats coming out of the tube*
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Old Feb 14, 2006, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #2266
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*squirts lime juice onto King's openly wounded body*
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Old Feb 14, 2006, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #2267
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"Cats? thats your plan for revenge? Cats with Catnip!?!?! I was born to torture and murder cats"
*takes out a knife and skins a cat alive, makes a hat out of fur*
*Cats avoid me now*
"Dark, where do you get these weapons?"

*i walk over to Doc...
(The scene where i mutilate Doc has been edited out for you convience.)
*i continue my fight against the rats.*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 12:10 AM // 00:10   #2268
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"DOC !!!! don't put him on the BBQ pit it'll start smelling funny out here and the g..... er um nevermind just get him off the pit please." Jumps back into the hotub with the er um nevermind........
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 12:55 AM // 00:55   #2269
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*As Starsky awaits his demise, "Shadow step" kicks in*
*he's back outside infront of Doc Holliday*
*tips his hat to Doc*
"til we meet again"
*feeling mighty thirsty and hankerin' for some BBQ rats he walks into the bar*
*finds a quaint spot at the corner of the bar and sits down*
*eyeing a lovely bar maiden passing by*
"Drink plz"
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 01:19 AM // 01:19   #2270
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"i have my ways i have my ways the hard part is geting all the ammo"
"i think i've said this befor i hate cats"
*leaves the bar comes back with 4 semi trailers full of dogs*
"go get em boys"


(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/equip/gau-8.htm)-
(liitle lesson for n0fairzer0)
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 01:30 AM // 01:30   #2271
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Ok the cats killed the rats. the dogs killed the cats.
hmmm....
*goes and gets a truckload of lions*
"I can see no way this could go wrong"
*releases the lions*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #2272
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*gets arm mauled by lion*
*F U paul, ur on my team*
*laughs at lions eating doc*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11   #2273
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*looks at all the chaos shakes head a laughs, good ol times in the bar, sips beer and ducks as a lion dives at doc to mutilate him some more.*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43   #2274
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*runs to corner and pulls out another GAU-8/A Avenger 30mm cannon and starts unloadin on the lions as they come for him*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43   #2275
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"oh crap, there is only one possible answer"
*gets 40 truckloads of elephants and unleashes them on the lions*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #2276
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"shit elephants!" *whistles and guess who apperas? the govinator! he mows down doc!* "YAY"
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #2277
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*laughs like a little girl*
"Tee Hee Hee. Crap what land animal is bigger then an elephant? Crap, there is none. Ummmm....

MONKEYS!!!"
*goes and buys 300 monkeys and unleashes them on the bar*
"sometimes i get the feeling i'm making things worse"
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:25 AM // 03:25   #2278
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"i'm in a rather bad mood today"
*sets off 20 antimatter bombs and destroys half of the universe*
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #2279
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"Please tell me that was the other half"
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Old Feb 15, 2006, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #2280
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"the half with the bar in it"
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